We here at Merkle's Boner are all about Ryan (Ricky) Dempster. We hated him as a closer, but love him as a starter. We love his glove flip before each pitch. We love that when we google his name this picture comes up. Yes. That's Ryan (Ricky) Dempster in an AC/DC shirt with a feather boa and a rubber chicken. Why? Who knows. All I know is that the Cubbies are better off with him than without him.